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Line 7: But when I took it home, I began to realize there were some...strange things with it. The game's manual had some large, red stains on it, and the front case still didn't say what system it was for, nor did it say the name of the game. The disc itself looked perfectly fine, however - there wasn't a single scratch on the thing! I figured for that reason alone I would keep the copy, even though I could return it and get a better one. ~~[[File:Ihougfdsa4s5edr6fi7tgoyhipjojhogf86d75s64a5d7f6g7ih8oj9p.png\|thumb\|220x220px\|Scans of both covers]]~~I put the game in all of my consoles, hoping one of them would play the game. It ended up working in the Nintendo Wii, one of my personal favorite systems. The game acted REALLY weird, however - it took me to the Wii Shop Channel and made me download something called a "launch channel". I figured this was some kind of piracy thing (after all, the label had no Nintendo logo) and that it was needed to allow the game to run. After it downloaded, which took an insanely long amount of time, I clicked on the channel. It took me to a plain white menu with a list of games. I guess that would explain why there were so many copies - it just installs the game onto your Wii, and after that, there's no need for the disc. They were all listed in Japanese, so I just clicked on them in order. Here's a list of what was on there, along with a brief description for each one. ''Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill'' - This one really surprised me when I first started it. Only one copy of this game is known to exist, and it hasn't been dumped yet. It's really just a fairly generic platformer, but you play as Bill Clinton's cat. Line 15: But then, there's the third and final game. It has to be the most terrifying game I've ever played in my whole life, and believe me, those poor souls who unfortunately have played this shit would all agree with me. I don't know exactly what the game is called, but according to Google Translate, it is known as ''Land of Stars: The Story Origins.'' The game starts off with what appears to be [[Evil Patrixxx]] (a bad start already) in some sort of weird Mario knockoff. In fact, the game is set up with the same exact block patterns from the first level of the original! I was a little freaked out, but I continued. I stepped on the jellyfish (which replaced the Goomba), and the game stopped working. In fact, my entire Wii stopped working! I was able to get one picture of it, although it's not very interesting compared to what else the game has to offer. ~~[[File:Picture1.png\|thumb\|220x220px]]~~ The next day, I turned on my TV and was going to play something on my Wii U, and that's when I realized I could try to play ''Lost Classics'' in there! But right before I did, my Wii U got a notification. It took up the whole screen, and said: Line 29: [[Category:EVIL PATRIXXX]] [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~Pointless ~~VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~Violence]] [[Category:~~Pasta Trying To Be Good When It Sucks Enough To Be~~WHAT A ~~Troll~~TWIST!]] [[Category:~~Shok~~Crappy ~~ending~~ms paint drawings]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}}