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In that room, there was only another child. He looked like Isaac, but with no eyes. Wait, what I described there was just a common enemy, let me try that again. There was a hanged body, no, wait, that would just be a shop keeper. There was a disemboweled baby who looked like me, no, wait, the game already has an enemy made of intestines.
 
Screw it, I can’t think of any creepy things to put in this pasta that weren’t already in the game. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make a pasta about an innocent game aimed at children, like ''Mario'' or ''Pokemon''. All I have to do is throw in pointless violence and "hyper-realistic bloodtears," then rely on the audience’s childhood memories of those games to make it creepy.
[[Category:Vidya games]]
[[Category:Satire]]