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The game magically reset itself. Instead of the Bee Movie intro, it was one of the characters in-game. It was Marlon Random. He had HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD ALL OVER HIM BECAUSE THAT'S HOW VIDEO GAMES WORK. All he could say was "Did you know you can scamper up walls?" He did this on repeat for 69 weeks. I couldn't exit the game, or turn of the system, or eject the disk, or unplug the system, or smash the system with a hammer, or smash the TV with a hammer, or get rid of it by not paying for the electric bill, or leave the room, or kill myself.
 
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After the cutscene ended, the intro level was now replaced with an empty level. I walked all the way to the end of the level, and Marlon Random was once again present. He said "Aw nuts, a plot twist!" The entire universe exploded.
 
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