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<br />It was finally Christmas, and I only received one thing. The present was in the shape of the CD case that I mentioned earlier. This time, the note said "you're going to play the game now because the fucking stupid ass shitface of a writer told you so". I then popped the game into the PS3.
<br />Instead of getting the normal intro cutscene for the game, I got the entire Bee Movie. The subtitles were as if they were from the actual movie, as well. After the cutscene (which was completely unskippable because fuck you), it loaded the intro level. Everything was normal... EXCEPT the fact that the "Special Thanks to Media Molecule" part was removed from the level. Once I went into the next story level, it was instead a shitty shark survival level. The regular dying animation was replaced with an animation of Sackboy hanging himself because of this awful fucking community he has to deal with. The next level was a shitty roleplay level. I was playing as Toggle. The only piece of furniture there was a closet. I opened it
The game magically reset itself. Instead of the Bee Movie intro, it was one of the characters in-game. It was Marlon Random. He had HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD ALL OVER HIM BECAUSE THAT'S HOW VIDEO GAMES WORK. All he could say was "Did you know you can scamper up walls?" He did this on repeat for 69 weeks. I couldn't exit the game, or turn of the system, or eject the disk, or unplug the system, or smash the system with a hammer, or smash the TV with a hammer, or get rid of it by not paying for the electric bill, or leave the room, or kill myself.
<br />After the cutscene ended, the intro level was now replaced with an empty level. I walked all the way to the end of the level, and Marlon Random was once again present. He said "Aw nuts, a plot twist!" The entire universe exploded.
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