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If you did not know, I am a huge fan of the LittleBigPlanet series. I've owned every game and I've bought every DLC. I have aced all of the levels and collected all the prize bubbles. When I heard that there was a new LittleBigPlanet game coming to PS3 AND PS4, I was etastic. This game was called LittleBigPlanet 3.
The game magically reset itself. Instead of the Bee Movie intro, it was one of the characters in-game. It was Marlon Random. He had HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD ALL OVER HIM BECAUSE THAT'S HOW VIDEO GAMES WORK. All he could say was "Did you know you can scamper up walls?" He did this on repeat for 69 weeks. I couldn't exit the game, or turn of the system, or eject the disk, or unplug the system, or smash the system with a hammer, or smash the TV with a hammer, or get rid of it by not paying for the electric bill, or leave the room, or kill myself.
THE FUCKING END.
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