Luigi Death Stare Spooky Creepypasta: Difference between revisions

 

Luckily enough for me I found a site called dontbuythingsfromthissite.com that was selling Mario Kart 8 early, although the packaging wasn't the same as usual. The packaging displayed showed Luigi on the front instead of Mario, and the text displayed Luigi Kart 666. I figured it was just a minor issue and it wouldn't effect the gameplay very much, so I ordered a copy. Weirdly enough right after I ordered it I got a knock on my door. I opened it and there was an old man in a trench coat with a large beard. He said in a raspy voice "Delivery for you." and handed me my copy of Mario Kart 8, saying it was free. He added "Please, do yourself a favor and destroy the disc. Don't play it. You'll regret it." I ignored him.

 

I was absolutely ecstatic. I opened the case and the disc was just blank with the words "Luigi Kart 666" written in green permanent marker. I shrugged it off as it probably wouldn't affect the game at all. I slid the disc into the Wii U and the console started making loud noises. I ignored it and launched the game. On the booting up screen Kefka from Final Fantasy 6's laugh could be heard. Once the game finally loaded a high-pitched, loud scream emitted from the speakers. The opening text said "TURN BACK NOW, HE WILL GET YOU"

Due to my disc being destroyed, I can not prove to you that the game has ever existed. I've also suffered from what seems to be third degree burns all over my body after the experience. I have to warn you, if someone tells you that they'll give you a game for a low price or before its release date, don't trust them. For all you know it could be some demonic demon who haunts games for a living.

 

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