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Try not to let this one bother you too much.
My name is Edgar, and
I booted TF2 up like normal and decided to use the
I saw a map called
There were 12 bots on the RED team, my opponents, but the only person on my team was a Medic. Instead of having the default weapons like a normal bot does, this Medic was wielding a Blutsauger, a Kritzkrieg, and an Übersaw. I was somewhat shaken at this point, but I decided to move on.
After the gates opened, I immediately went for the cart and pushed it for a few measly seconds before I was being hit with a barrage of rockets and grenades from Soldiers and Demomen. I hit my
But the Medic was idle.
He
I respawned as Scout this time, and I tried pushing the cart once more, and an ÜberCharged Heavy appeared out of the corner of my vision. I got riddled with bullets yet again, and once more I proceeded to yell out
▲tried pushing the cart once more, and an ÜberCharged Heavy appeared out of the corner of my vision. I got riddled with bullets yet again, and once more I proceeded to yell out “MEDIC!” This time, the Medic obliged, healing me to full health while pushing the cart with me.
About 20 seconds later, while trying to fight off countless enemy Medics, Engineers, and
I looked behind me, and I indeed saw the cart was moving backwards, as we
▲cart was moving backwards, as we hadn’t pushed it for more than 20 seconds. I decided to try going as a Heavy this time while pushing the cart, but I was frankly not good at this game when it came to dodging shrapnel. Once again, I yelled for the Medic to come heal me, but I was greeted with a freezecam of the friendly Medic killing me and immediately performing the Schadenfreude afterwards, laughing at my untimely misfortune.
The fuck? I was legitimately suspicious at this point. For some reason, though, I felt as if I was a completionist today, so I forced myself to keep playing, as much as I didn't want to.
Then, out of nowhere, the Medic loudly proclaimed,
It turned out that it
I was getting irritated and creeped out now, and decided to use the "Jeers" voice commands facing towards the Medic.
"Boooooo!"
I was ready to shout profanities at the Medic, but before I could, the Medic let out a bloodcurdling "You are trying my patience!"
In the midst of all this, the Medic began
He now had the appearance of the "Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul," which was an actual cosmetic in the game. Then, in a distorted voice, he said "Prognosis? Haha! ''You're dead!''" right before my game crashed, saying "hl2.exe has stopped working."
I opened my browser and looked up the profile of the bot, although I doubted that I would get anything.
But I indeed did get something.
I found the Medic's profile, the exact same one that I had just been playing with. He had been on Steam since April 1<sup>st</sup>, 1999. The exact same date that ''Team Fortress Classic ''had been released. I refreshed the page, only to find text saying that the profile
▲same one that I had just been playing with. He had been on Steam since April 1<sup>st</sup>, 1999. The exact same date that ''Team Fortress Classic ''had been released. I refreshed the page, only to find text saying that the profile didn’t exist.
I closed out of Steam to be greeted with my desktop background being changed to a static image of the Medic in front of a red background, his face dripping with blood.
Yet again, I heard a distorted Medic voice, saying "Hold still. This will only sting for a moment," and "Prepare for your examination..." before my computer abruptly blue-screened.
I
▲I didn’t bother restarting my computer. I mumbled profanities under my breath as I shut down my PC. I have enough shit
I get up from my chair to grab a drink.
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The Medic.
That was the last time I saw him. I've been playing TF2 for a couple of years now and I never saw a glimpse of him. Every once in a while, however, I see that desktop background image in the corner of my
▲been playing TF2 for a couple of years now and I never saw a glimpse of him. Every once in a while, however, I see that desktop background image in the corner of my eye…
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