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My name is Edgar, and I’m a PC gamer, and I’ve been playing this game called Team'' ''Fortress 2'' ''for a while. Until about a few days ago, I’ve been playing it whenever I had spare time. I would play it after I got done with homework, after dinner, before bed, when I woke up in the morning, you name it. Now, however, I need to warn other people about this…rather sinister side of the game.
I booted TF2 up like normal and decided to use the
mode. This is when things started to get weird.
I saw a map called
There were 12 bots on the RED team, my opponents, but the only person on my team was a Medic. Instead of having the
default weapons like a normal bot does, this Medic was wielding a Blutsauger, a Kritzkrieg, and an Übersaw. I was somewhat shaken at this point, but I decided to move on.
After the gates opened, I immediately went for the cart and pushed it for a few measly seconds before I was being hit with a barrage of rockets and grenades from Soldiers and Demomen. I hit my
But the Medic was idle.
He didn’t seem to be responding to my voice commands, so I yelled
I respawned as Scout this time, and I
tried pushing the cart once more, and an ÜberCharged Heavy appeared out of the corner of my vision. I got riddled with bullets yet again, and once more I proceeded to yell out
About 20 seconds later, while trying to fight off countless enemy Medics, Engineers, and Demomen, a voice, presumably the Spy’s, burst my speakers as he exclaimed,
I looked behind me, and I indeed saw the
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The fuck? I was legitimately suspicious at this point. For some reason, though, I felt as if I was a completionist today, so I forced myself to keep playing, as much as I didn’t want to.
Then, out of nowhere, the Medic loudly proclaimed,
It turned out that it wasn’t the Medic, but an enemy Spy. The Spy back-stabbed me, killing me instantly.
I was getting irritated and creeped out now,
and decided to use the
I was ready to shout profanities at the Medic,
but before I could, the Medic let out a bloodcurdling
In the midst of all this, the Medic began to…transform…?
He now had the appearance of the
I opened my browser and looked up the
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[[File:Medicdesktop.jpg|centre|thumb|405x405px|The desktop background.]]
Yet again, I heard a distorted Medic voice, saying
I didn’t bother restarting my computer. I mumbled profanities under my breath as I shut down my PC. I have enough shit to deal with already, and now I happen to run into this. I feel as if I want to cry.
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The Medic.
I’ve never played as the Medic class
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