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[[File:Evil pizza.jpg|thumb|He so scary!]]
I love pizza. I have 999,999,999,999,999,999 slices of every kind of pizza (except anchovies) in my refrigerator and spent $999,999,999,999,999 on pizza merchandise as well. I sleep on pizza, drive a pizzamobile, play the PizzaStation 5, and even have a pizza wife. But this will change my love for pizza.
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# Dog feces.
# Nintendo Switch controller.
# Adam
# Cocaine.
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Suddenly, Wandering by Gunnar Olsen started playing out of nowhere. I wondered why, and then suddenly, Awesome Plush Productions was running at me with a knife and had hyper-realistic blood coming out of his eyes. I was nearly stabbed, but I kicked him in the nutsack and he died. More Awesome Plush Productionss started coming though, and they all had knives and hyper-realistic blood coming out of their eyes. They all said,
[[File:Pizza Patrixxx.png|thumb|left|200px|Pizza Patrixxx]]▼
▲[[File:Pizza Patrixxx.png|thumb|Pizza Patrixxx]]
A huge demon made of dog feces appeared in front of me. I pulled out my AK-47 again, but it was ineffective. I just flipped him off and kept running. Not a good idea. He did some sort of weird ritual where he just said,
THE END.
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