MY PIZZA IS A CEREAL KILLA: Difference between revisions

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I love pizza. I have 999,999,999,999,999,999 slices of every kind of pizza (except anchovies) in my refrigerator and spent $999,999,999,999,999 on pizza merchandise as well. I sleep on pizza, drive a pizzamobile, play the PizzaStation 5, and even have a pizza wife. But this will change my love for pizza.

 

# Adam Sandler’s testicles.

# Cocaine.

I didn’t believe him and took the slice and ran back home. I grabbed it and sunk my teeth into it. It tasted awful! I should have listen to the worker. I ran outside and used the hose to wash the taste out of my mouth. The slice jumped out of my mouth and ran back into the house. I tried to find it, but the TV was on and playing The Emoji Movie. 5 minutes in, my TV exploded. I went to my infinite supply of pizza in my fridge, but when I opened the fridge there was no pizza, and a skeleton popped out of it. The cereal killer pizza was on the floor with a bunch of spilled cereal, so he did live up to his name. Anyway, he threw a bomb on the floor and I ran for my life. My house exploded, and I was laying on the hot concrete sidewalk.

 

 

A huge demon made of dog feces appeared in front of me. I pulled out my AK-47 again, but it was ineffective. I just flipped him off and kept running. Not a good idea.

He did some sort of weird ritual where he just said, “SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY” over and over and over again. He summoned the cereal killer pizza, and the pizza turned into a pizza version of PATRIXXX. He grew huge and grabbed me by my head, and tore me limb from limb. My blood spelled on the ground, “I POOPED IN MY PANTS!!!”

 

THE END.

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