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=== {{Note: |This pasta is a Madness Combat parody of Sonic.EXE (Obviously lol) ===}}
 
I was a huge fan of the hit Newgrounds series Madness Combat made by Krinkels
 
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I put the game in the Sega Genesis and it booted up.
 
[[File:HankEXETitle.png|thumb|Artist depiction of the title screen]]
 
The game was normal at once, with Hank J Wimbleton appearing on the title screen. When I pressed start, there was a split second of a terrifying image. The image had Hank's goggles broken, revealing terrifying eyes with hyper realistic blood. His stomach was cut open, with a giant mouth inside. His legs look like squid tentacles and he lookeds like a Splatoons. (scary) The usual Krinkles 1991 text was replaced by "GOD 666" which was very terrifying to me as I had a phobia to the concept of Mathematics.
 
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I then realized that this cartridge wasn't a normal Madness Combat game, but a hacked one.
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==== Sanford's section ====
Shaking off the weirded out feeling I had, I selected Sanford and the screen went black for a few seconds. 5 seconds later, there was a terrifying laughter which sounded like Hank. I shook it off and thought I was just hearing things.
[[File:Image 2021-12-29 .png|thumb|Artist rendition of Sanford's sprite]]
Shaking off the weirded out feeling I had, I selected Sanford and the screen went black for a few seconds. 5 seconds later, there was a terrifying laughter which sounded like Hank. I shook it off and thought I was just hearing things.
 
After some time, I was in Gray Hill from Madness Combat 1. However, the music seemed off. It sounded like a pleasant melody reversed. I started moving forward and saw many dead grunts. The dead grunts were very detailed though, with blood splattered all over the level. The sun was also staring at the camera, with a sad expression. Sanford's expression also changed, turning very worried and sad. The music also started to get slower and more distorted. After a while, the music stopped and Hank was on the screen. He had his back turned and was staring at the sky. Sanford looked happy to see Hank but his smile worn off after a few seconds, realizing that Hank wasn't paying attention to any of his movements. Sanford slowly started to walk towards Hank without my input and static slowly appeared on the screen. I felt a sense of dread as Sanford was walking. When Sanford got close to Hank, Hank turned around and it showed he had bloody eyes and a hole in his stomach, like in the title screen, and he had a terrifying smile. The screen then went to black and it showed the following text:
 
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"Would you agree?"
 
[[File:Image 2021-12-29 203000.png|thumb|Artist rendition of Deimo's icon]]
 
I was brought back to the character select screen and instead of Deimo's icon, it showed a cigarette on the floor and it was crossed out.
 
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A stray dog and a Hank plushie with bloody eyes and a hole in the stomach like in the creepypasta, which was very terrifying for me because I had a phobia of dogs.
 
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