Malice Cooper

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I was walking down a street, when I saw Alice Cooper, but he was turned away from me. I went up and said "Hi." His head turned around ve-e-e-ry slowly, exorcist style, revealing that he had black eyes. He grinned, revealing EVIL SHARP TEETH, before saying "I am Malice Cooper" in a really deep voice. It was scary at the time, but in retrospect, he could've at least scratch me, since that was 20 years ago, and I still haven't seen him again.



Credited to stormaster 

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