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The song started with a musical interlude, and you heard Lou Bega counting down. He said for his friends to come into his car and drive to the liquor store. However, he rigged a car bomb, and it killed all of them. He started singing to the dead vestiges: "A little bit of Monica... a little bit of Erica... a little bit of Rita... a little bit of Tina... a little bet of Sandra... a little bit of Mary... a little bit of Jessica... and a little bit of you makes me your killer!" I wanted to shut the song off, but my machine broke. All I heard was the song looping over and over again. I decided to commit ''seppuku
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