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[[File:THING.png|thumb|IT'Z HER! IT'Z HER! ]]
 
Once upon a time, a man named Man—who happened to be named Man—was talking to another man whom was also named Man. The man, not the other man, walked away from the other man and ran into a man. As it turns out, that man was a woman who went by the name Man. Man was all hyper-realistically bloody and Man ran back to Man.
 
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Man was all bloody and looked like a living person. She had long chocolate hair made from Hershey's bars. She was soooooooooooooooooo white that I thought she looked kinda dead. So she must be a zombie or something. She wore a long red dress with blood staining the whole thing.
 
It turns out…out... I was that Man. Now I'm dead. I still see her. She's all bloody and she's after me and she wants to kill me and she wants me dead. So now I gotta do it all over again and see if I can kill her this time…time...
 
Nope. I died again.
 
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This fucking video game sucks.
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"WTF?! Go away, you stupid bitch!"
 
She just stood there. She started screaming and my head go exploded. Hyper-realistic blood spewed everywhere and I died. I saw with my eyes (‘cause'cause they still worked) that she was even more bloodier now.
 
Fuck my life…life...
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