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My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story.
My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story.

I've been a fan of the Shrek movies for as long as I can remember. I've watched them all dozens of times, stayed up until school started just to hear "All Star" one more time. I was, and... maybe even am, a Shrek fanatic.


Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary '''Marble Onions'''.
Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary '''Marble Onions'''.
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But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean.
But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean.


I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this Vlog updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be.
I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be.


Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.
Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.
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Stay safe.
Stay safe.


==VLOG#1==
==Entry #1==
Evidence 1<br />
Tape recorded May 27, 2013<br />
Tape recorded May 27, 2013<br />
On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason<br />
On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason<br />
Tape found in garbage can outside house<br />
Tape found in garbage can outside house<br />


[[file:Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)|thumb|left|450px]]
[[file:Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)|thumb|left|300px]]
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==Entry #2==
Tape recorded (UNKNOWN)<br />
CCTV Footage on Street outside house<br />
Tape arrived in an unmarked package at my door<br />

[[File:Entry 2|thumb|left|300px]]

Revision as of 16:25, 2 February 2015

My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story.

Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary Marble Onions.

But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean.

I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be.

Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.

Stay safe.

Entry #1

Tape recorded May 27, 2013
On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason
Tape found in garbage can outside house

File:Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)


Entry #2

Tape recorded (UNKNOWN)
CCTV Footage on Street outside house
Tape arrived in an unmarked package at my door

File:Entry 2