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Now, when we got there it took some time and a lot of fapping but we were able to find the game after about three weeks or so in several bins he had placed throughout the sex dungeon- the only copy he had it appeared. As well as that, we had found an N69, the very last one that he had in cock, and best part about it was, he gave it to us for free, I'm such an original story writer! He told me that it was cursed by the Donger Monkey. It had been jizzed on and returned nearly fifty times since it came into his possession and now he was just looking to get rid of it. He also told me that, ironically, the game was always returned with it as well, as they always seemed to be stuck together from the semen. He had heard that something was wrong with one or the other, and that some people even went as far as to tell him that the they were evil, made in illuminati HQ, things like that.

 

 

When I got home I laid my new console on my bed and started to fuck it's game-port, and started to rummage through old boxes where I kept all sorts of old sex toys, ranging from classic dildos to the ever popular dildos. It was actually sort of strange, because in these boxes I found that I owned every major dildo except for an 20 inch dildo; well until now anyways. I pulled out my box with all of the N69 games in it and began to dig through it. I found games like "The Legend of Porn: Ocarina of Tits" as well as its sequel "Majora's Ass", and two Castlevania titles for the system itself, nevermind. They were sex tapes. Then, it was time to hook it up!