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Seeing as how he only heard the story from three out of fifteen customers I brushed it off as just some hysterical story told by people who decided they simply didn’t want to keep the system, because I'm that stupid. And gave him 20 dollars for Super Mario 64 (cheap fucking asshole gave me the N69 for free though...So I stabbed him and took the console and game. We went back home after being gone for about two weeks. And a half.
When I got home I laid my new console on my bed and started to fuck it's game-port, and started to rummage through old boxes where I kept all sorts of old sex toys, ranging from classic dildos to the ever popular dildos. It was actually sort of strange, because in these boxes I found that I owned every major dildo except for an 20 inch dildo; well until now anyways. I pulled out my box with all of the N69 games in it and began to dig through it. I found games like "The Legend of Porn: Ocarina of
After everything was set up my boyfriend decided that he wanted to put in Super Mario 69 first, and after some fucking the game was ready to go. "It's-a me! DEATH!
After a moment or so he flipped it back on and we went back to the file select screen. Strangely enough, the file that we had deleted on file 1 was back, and this time it had 666 stars, even though previously it had none. So, once more she deleted it and again it made a loud screeching sound (this time I would swear to my mama that it was louder than before), to the point where we both fell back while covering our buttholes. As I was closer to the plug then the system itself I jerked off on the wall.
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When we were back to the file select screen each file that was there previously was gone oddly enough, which to me confirmed my suspicion that it was just a dirty game messing up or it's because I stuck it in a blender. So we started a new game on file 1 and the screen lagged like it were a or something, but after about a minute started up normally. We got the opening scene with Bowser inviting Mario to the castle, and the camera, as usual, went up Mario's ass. Which then a Toad jumps out of. He was in control of the game and took Mario directly to the castle.
When he opened the door to the castle there was a prolonged pause which made me nervous. Once again the loud screeching that ruined our game previously shot through our ears and it felt like glass was jabbed into my rectum like that one video I saw on the internet. We were both overwhelmed because of the terrible screaming and could not even think to reach the system to the plug. After about thirty seconds it stopped and we looked up to the TV. Mario had somehow found his way to Big Boo's Cunt, as the mansion that had never appeared this creepy when I used to play it loomed over Mario's head ominously. "What the Shit?
I took the controller and smacked him now and took a good look at the mansion itself. It was nothing like what it was supposed to be, it had castle like features actually and was covered totally in period blood and rust. The sky had pink and blue colors about it, complimented by the yellow clouds that seemed to pass by in an instant. Did I mention I am color-blind? I noticed that a new penis shaped tower was now coming out of the mansion, squirting semen, and upon getting a good look at it I noticed several figures banging each other from it. The whole screen faded to white, like it does in the entrance room when you look up at the skylight and go to the world that you obtain Peach's breasts in.
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I got a good look around the penis shaped tower. Despite being disgusted I was morbidly fascinated by the entire scene. The paranoia it could convey was... intriguing~. After a few minutes of looking around I pressed the pause button and again the screen faded, this time to black. It took me all the way back to the file select screen and I found myself with more questions than answers; all the files were back, again! File 1 had 666 stars, while files 2, 3, and 4 had none. I tried to remember back to when we picked the file, and I was certain that they were not there before. I tried loading file 4 first and in response the game showed me a picture of a dude in a sexy mario cosplay in a pool of his own semen with his balls and dick hanging out, after a shudder it allowed me to hit B and go back. I tried loading file 3 and again I got another appalling picture. It was Mario cosplay dude once again staring directly into the screen with a hard dick that looked so close to real that I really thought that they were. His mouth was gaping open and semen dripping out... well, it was missing from his mouth at least. I examined further and realized that Mario's semen was splattered around his throat and that he was being strangled with it. I heard a chuckle of sorts... not from the game, but it sounded like it was directly behind me. I ignored it against my better judgment I don't really care if the Donger Monkey kills me.
I tried to start up file 2 now, and a video began to play. Mario cosplayer was strapped down on a table in a decrepit version of the castles entrance hall. The stones were all black, cum oozing from the cracks between each of them. Curtains that hung from the ceiling were tattered and falling apart , they appeared to be worn with the years. In the background Toad was strapped to both sides of the door that lead to the basement area, Toadstool had the mushroom on his head torn off. I could make out his skull showing through the still fresh wound... he was obviously dead. Peach sent me into a state of awe. Her skin...She was naked. This made me get super-omega horny. "Holy
Mario struggled for freedom as the door upstairs opened and a black mass slowly came through, its footsteps solemnly echoed through the silent hall it was Peach. I felt bad knowing that Mario was gay and was about to be raped by Peach. I couldn't save him. The curtains on the ceiling blew casually to its passing as it moved down the steps towards him... Mario pulled and pulled but found no way to escape the situation that he had found himself in; and in response he began to beg for his life... and pray. Peach inched ever closer to the hero, it seemed as though... Mario gave up. The Peach walked around the table and stopped directly in front of Mario. Again the hero begged, pleaded for his life. He told Peach that he is gay, only spare him for any crime that he committed against it. I saw a tear roll down Mario's cheek and he closed his eyes tightly. A rope tied around his dick. Peach hopped on him. Riding his D. He screamed, begged, pleaded, asked for death, but it was not given to him, not yet anyways.
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The rape continued until the floor was covered in white sticky fluid exuding slowly to the floor. Finally, Mario came and there was a deep, methodical silence that only Mario's gasps of misery filled. Before I could so much as think on what I had just seen his eyes and mouth were forced shut and I could see it for myself, a black needle going through both of his testicles and mouth simultaneously, effectively silencing him other than his muffled screams. Even more cum came from his dick and covered up his face. The rope tightened around Mario's dick, although he made no effort to escape. It was over. After a few short grunts Mario was silent all together, with not so much a moan or a movement. His face was terror personified... and even though this is a video game, the pain one would have to endure, the torture.... Again, before the screen faded to black, that Mario smirked at me. I sat in silence the title screen with Mario's head came up on screen. Only... it wasn't the same Mario. The background was all black and the Mario was the same Mario from the scene that I had just watched. He had a hard on....
After much debate I decided to keep going. I went to the file select screen and, with all the courage that my heart could muster, I loaded File 1, 666 stars. The game loaded to a hyper realistic demonic laugh and a black sky filled with blood red clouds and a Donger Monkey rose up from hell. Repeatedly, I could hear a dark, brooding voice saying "If you want to live kill me, The Donger
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