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Ahh, the WiiU. One of Nintendo's hated consoles. Well, it's not as hated as the Vitrual Boy, but still. It had a good lineup of games. Some good, some bad. It was mixed, in my opinion. The only game that I really played was Mario Kart 8. I raced with friends. We had so much fun…fun...!
 
But, one day, I was racing, right? It was the final lap of Mario's Circuit. I was just about to finish. My blood pressure began to rise. Before I got to the finish line, my WiiU suddenly crashed…crashed...
 
I went to a game repair shop to get it repaired. The man there was, nice. Although, he looked old. He also looked pretty fit. He repaired it. Suddenly, he gave me a free game.
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My cartridge popped up. He had been broken. The sticker was torn off. My WiiU shut off. The face of Luigi was permantly reduced into my screen. Now, after this incident, I have nightmares. Nightmares of that Mario. Too horrifying. So, so scary. I wake up screaming and there is only one sentence carved into my hand. This is what it says.
 
''<nowiki/>'Let'sa die!'...''
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