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Once... I remember I was playing Mario 64. I was playing as the Italian figure, Mario. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Mario fell to his doom... He came back from the painting, and said "MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED!", as he walked outside.
One day. I was playing "Super Mario 64", my favorite video game. ▼
I asked myself... "Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?"
I played the game and had a fun time until I played "Whomp's Fortress." I was playing it until I unfortunately shot Mario out of a cannon the wrong way, flying him into the oblivion below.
This experience traumatized me... To where I would never play Mario...
Mario did not take this kindly, as he fell out of the painting, a fart noise and a screech could be heard. "Mamma Mia! I got fucking killed!" said Mario, when he walked outside.
▲OneUntil day.one night, I was playing "Super Mario 64 ", my favorite video game.
"Did Mario swear?"
While travelingtravelling through the "Diredire Diredire Docks"docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said " shhhshh- fuck.-FUCK!" ▼"Did I just hear that from the video?" I asked to myself.
Then my mother camecomes into the room and saysasks "Are you swearing? ", I said "It was Mario, not me...!" ▼I shut the game off because I was spooked.
My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF!"
The next night, I was playing Super Mario 64, and Mario said a naughty word.
She jumped on my face...
▲While traveling through the "Dire Dire Docks", upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shhh- fuck."
She did the ground pound.
▲Then my mother came into the room and says "Are you swearing?"
She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Bowser!"
I said "It was Mario, not me!"
That night, I decided to revisit the old "Diredire Diredire Docks",docks for further inspection ... ▼My mom- my mother grabbed me by the ear, and she threw me into the bathroom. She threw me into the game. She fed me hairs, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOF!". She jumped on my face.. She did the ground pound!
SheThis swungtime meMario bypivoted his face towards the hair,camera and said "So long, gay Bowser.CUNT.".
My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it.
▲That night, I decided to revisit the old "Dire Dire Docks", for further inspection.
Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it.
This time Mario pivoted his face toward the camera, and said "Cunt", and shook his head.
She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again , I'll pull off your- ..." ▼My mother ran in, holding to Mario's hand. "Not you again!" she said, belting me across the mouth with it and started cutting the webbing of my with it. She grabbed my lip and my fingers became longer.
That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the dinoborg and when "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face.
▲She grabbed my lip and said "If you act like that no-good Wario again, pull off-"
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"I said it's Mario, mom.", I interrupted.
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"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time.", I thought to myself.
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That's when my father went ran in, I had forgot I had heard "I don't get forg".
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My dad smacked me in the face!
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I went to bed.
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The third night, this is when it gets crazy!
My dead girlfriend was in the video game, she said "You have to save me, or something.".
"Okay.", I responded.
I tried but fucking good guy, and everyone stopped reading this, I like throwing that in.
This made the swear words retract back into his mouth.
That's really scary, right, because my dead girlfriend talked to me from the video game?
That's how the godzilla one ended actually.
Fuck.
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