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Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expensive sandbox game in history, Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was traumatic and terrifying.
I was bored, so I decided to go for a stroll on the Spinpasta wiki. Anyway, I've found his little gem for you guys and gals to enjoy. So, well, enjoy.


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When Notch was born, his mother died giving birth to him. She spoke her last words to the newborn before she deid. When Notch was 3, he got adopted by a single father who lived in Greenland. This man was abused. He would choke him and beat him with a hammer until he would bleed. However, Notch enjoyed the bleed, but hated it too.
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Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expansive sandbox game in history. Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was tramatic and terrorfing.


When Notch was five, he got into creepypastas. His favorite was BEN. He was inspired by BEN. But his father hated that. So he abused him by breaking his creepypasta.
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When Notch was born, his mother died giving birth to him. She spoke her last words to the newborn before she deid. When Notch was 3, he got adorted by a single father who lives in Greenland. His man was abused. He will choke him, beat him with a hammer, and rape him until he bleed. But notch enjoying the bleed, but hated it too.


When Notch was five he got into Creepypastas. His favored was BEN. He was inspired by BEN. But his father hated tha0t. So he abbuse him and raped him by brekig his creepypasta.
At age 54, he got into the furry fandom. He was fox man. At Furry Weekend Alantia, he got kidnapped by shady people. The 21 year old was beat and murdered. That's why Minecraft is weird.


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At age 54 he got into the furry fandom. He was fox man. At Furry Weekend Alantia! He got kiknapd by shady people. The 21 year old was raped and murderers and that's why mincraft is weird.
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Latest revision as of 19:53, 19 January 2023

Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expensive sandbox game in history, Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was traumatic and terrifying.

When Notch was born, his mother died giving birth to him. She spoke her last words to the newborn before she deid. When Notch was 3, he got adopted by a single father who lived in Greenland. This man was abused. He would choke him and beat him with a hammer until he would bleed. However, Notch enjoyed the bleed, but hated it too.

When Notch was five, he got into creepypastas. His favorite was BEN. He was inspired by BEN. But his father hated that. So he abused him by breaking his creepypasta.

At age 54, he got into the furry fandom. He was fox man. At Furry Weekend Alantia, he got kidnapped by shady people. The 21 year old was beat and murdered. That's why Minecraft is weird.

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