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'''This is a true story!''' |
'''This is a true story!''' |
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I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of |
I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of DATA EXPUNGED. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI. |
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Seafood soup. |
Seafood soup. |
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Latest revision as of 04:22, 26 October 2022
This is a true story!
I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of DATA EXPUNGED. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.
Seafood soup.
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