Mega Man Cursed Cartridge

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Have you heard of the Mega Man series? I was trying to look for some Mega Man cartridges in a car-boot sale. I pointed to a bum holding a Mega Man cartridge and I pushed him and shimmer'ed the cartridge while doing the "Whoop whoop whoop whoop."

When I got home, the first thing I did was place the Cart onto my Nintendo Genesis. Then it read Mega Man. There was no stage select since it just skipped to Mega Man talking about something. The game was special since it also featured "Steve Urkel and one of the members from the Brady Bunch!!!" Then Mega Man shot Greg Brady and he shortly died.

The system echoed with a hyper-realistic "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" and I was shocked knowing how realistic it sounded with High Definition Sony-audio and Blast processing. Mega Man was drinking some 7-Up and shot Urkel in the face. Then the stage select, where the Wily logo was, said "Jimmy is died!!!" I was shocked when I noticed "MY NAME WAS JIMMY!!!!!!"

Then a Mega Man popped out of the TV and began attacking me. He used all of his weapons which failed then shot me with his lemon gun. The last thing before I died was of Mega Man sipping a can of 7-Up.