Merasmus faps to a stoopid sandvich: Difference between revisions

<p class="MsoNormal">I ran past a whole lot of CORPSES THAT WEREN'T THERE BEFORE and then I saw Heavy, but with his back turned to Scout and his eyes closed. Scout slowly walked towards Heavy and static noises played. Then, in a split second, Heavy opened his eyes which looked the same as in the title screen! A message popped up:</p>

 

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal">It was pl_hightower, but on fire and filled with HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD!  I explored in a third-person view. I ran and ran and ran untill I got to the tower that’s in the middle of the map. I decided to climb it, but suddenly, a demonic voice said:</p>

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal">It was the bloody Heavy, and he chased me. I rant to the top of the tower, but I tripped and the Heavy demon teleported away. Scout then started panting and crying, and when he looked up, the Heavy demon stared back at him, and grabbed him, followed by a loud screeching noise. Then, everything faded to black…</p>

Soldier, like Scout, looked nervous, and seemed like he didn’t want to go further into the pyramid. But there was no other way. Then, red static came and then more HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OVER THE SCREEN BLAAAAH. Then a message:

 

 

TEXT IS SO SPOOKY BECAUSE I’M A F***FACE!

<p class="MsoNormal">So I then put the video game cartridge back into my Hobotendo 69 (wait, wasn’t it a CD for a PC?) and played as Gray. The old f*** ran down stairs. Like with Scout and Soldier, he looked afraid and unsure. Suddenly, the red flames in the torches went an eerie blue, and then red static. Heavy demon then lunged at Gray Mann. More red static, and then, a picture of the Heavy demon giving a disturbing smile and those piercing eyes, with more spooky tekst.</p>

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal">I understood what happened. Heavy was all-mighty, and the many souls he had taken, including Scout’s, Soldier’s, Gray’s, and Kyle’s, were just mere coward toys to him. But then, my computer shut down by itself. I sat there, thinking of taking a shit, when I heard a whisper behind me:</p>

 

 

<p class="MsoNormal">It was a Heavy doll, with bleeding eyes and red glowing eyes…</p>