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<p class="MsoNormal">It took me to a stage called: "HIDE AND SEEK"</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">It was pl_hightower, but on fire and filled with HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! I explored in a third-person view. I ran and ran and ran untill I got to the tower
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<p class="MsoNormal">It was the bloody Heavy, and he chased me. I rant to the top of the tower, but I tripped and the Heavy demon teleported away. Scout then started panting and crying, and when he looked up, the Heavy demon stared back at him, and grabbed him, followed by a loud screeching noise. Then, everything faded to black…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">It went back to the title select screen.
<p class="MsoNormal">I picked Soldier next, and that super spooky god-awful hyper-realistic laugh that sounded alot like
Soldier, like Scout, looked nervous, and seemed like he
"YoU canNoT HiDe"
TEXT IS SO SPOOKY BECAUSE
<p class="MsoNormal">Then Heavy demon came. I tried to shoot him but Heavy teleported away, which made me and Soldier go insane and stuff. Then Soldier also got killed by super Heavy demon, blah blah blah, more pixelated ketchup, sadness and me being a pussy.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Then I took a nap, but Shrek came and fucked me but it was a dream so WHO WAS PHONE? Then skeletons popped out and slapped me in the face because I was screaming like the little girl I am.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So I then put the video game cartridge back into my Hobotendo 69 (wait,
<p class="MsoNormal">"I AM GOD!"</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I understood what happened. Heavy was all-mighty, and the many souls he had taken, including
<p class="MsoNormal">"YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SURPRISE"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">It was a Heavy doll, with bleeding eyes and red glowing eyes…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And when I thought it
<p class="MsoNormal">Also
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