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In a post-apocalyptic world, known as Axle's World, people are taught to love bad creepypastas. In school, teachers teach kids the logic of burning off their eyelids and why bleach is flammable, parents get their children Spy Sonic The Hedgehog plushies (nicknamed "Spy Plushies") for Christmas, and criticizing bad creepypastas is illegal. Especially if they're written by JC-The-Hyena, as he is considered the king of writing "good" creepypastas.
 
And before you say "oh god! Why would you tell us about this hell?" I just have to let you know that there'' is ''a hero in this story. Three actually. Their names are Toby, Matt, and Jacob.
 
Our three heroes had developed a group they called "MichaelLeroi", where they took apart bad creepypastas one by one. They were known as outlaws, and had to be killed with a bottle of scotch and a match on sight.
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So, Toby got the alcohol and they got started on possibly one of the worst creepypastas of all time.
 
    Little did our three heroes know, Jay-See T. Hieenah (Who was Axles right hand man) had somehow gotten the ability to watch their show without them actually putting it on Youtube, because plot (again). I think he may have hacked into their computer or something. I don't know. I'm just the author.
 
    Hieenah picked up a phone and called Axle.
 
    "Axle," He said, "It's those three british people again. They're recording that show that sounds like it has no reason.
    Little did our three heroes know, Jay-See T. Hieenah (Who was Axles right hand man) had somehow gotten the ability to watch their show without them actually putting it on Youtube, because plot (again). I think he may have hacked into their computer or something. I don't know. I'm just the author.
 
    "What creepypasta are they reading?" Axle asked.
    Hieenah picked up a phone and called Axle.
 
    "Axle," He said, "It's those three british people again. They're recording that show that sounds like it has no reason.
 
    "What creepypasta are they reading?" Axle asked.
 
"Sonic.exe: The Prequel. Should we send X in?"
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"Not yet," Hieenah replied. Then he turned to the guardians. "You know what to do."
 
Well, apparently  the seven guardians ''did'' know what to do despite never being told, and they went off to destroy MichaelLeroi.
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Toby, Matt, and Jacob were taking a break from Sonic.exe: The Prequel. After the twelfth "hyper realistic", the sixtieth shot of alcohol, and the first paragraph, they decided that maybe it wasn't such a great idea to play another drinking game.
 
Little did they know, Toby, Matt, and Jacob were being manipulated by the eighth guardian, Yopparai* ("drunk" in Japanese). Yopparai causes people to create drinking games to any bad creepypasta. These drinking games are supposed to cause the manupulaties (that is a word now because I said so) to become so drunk that they think playing Sonic.exe is a good idea. Unfortunately, nobody can get that drunk without killing themselves. Unless they are in an incredibly crappy story. In that case, no alcohol is required, and since our three heroes are already sixty shots over the required amount dot dot dot
 
DING DONG!
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"We've been bamboozled!" Jacob screamed. "That only took 15.74926 seconds to go wrong," he added.
 
Matt pulled out a wand. "Stand behind me! Toby, can you achieve your ultimate form before they kill us?<nowiki>''</nowiki>
 
"I can try dot dot dot" Toby says.
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Toby picks up Jacob and turns to Matt's body, which is now completely white with black hair, no eyelids, and a wide smile. "See you later, mate." And he jumps through the computer screen.
 
 
 
TO BE CONTINUED.
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