Mickey Mouse lost episote!!!5: Difference between revisions

I, Colin, used to love Mickey Mouse, his cartoons brought me so much joy when I was younger... but then something SUSSYSCAAARY happened AND IT COMPLETELY CHANGED MY OPINION OF HIM!!!!11

I was having sexa leetle kiss with somemy hotattractive bitcheslady-friends but then for a split second while I looked away I noticed something very scary... Mickey Mouse was on TV and he had HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD IN HIS EYES!

ShitCrap, I was just thinking "man I'm so glad it's not raining!" and then IT BEGINS RAINING! IT'S LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE! ShitThis crap was so SCARY! I'M SCARED.

As if things couldn't get any worse, when I looked behind me I saw an explosion of bloodBLOOD coming from the hotattractive womanlady-friend'sses house!!! SheThey diedDIED in the explosion!!!! The next day I went to hertheir funeral.funerals.. AND MICKEY MOUSE WAS THERE! HE WAS EATING HERTHEIR GRAVESTONEGRAVESTONES SO I GOT A GUN AND SHOT HIM BUT IT DIDN'T KILL HIM, IT TURNED HIM INTO MICHAEL THE RODENT!!!!

Welp that's that I guess. Someone oughta keep an eye out for Michael the Rodent, his cartoons are very sussyscary and he gives me pedomean man vibes! Anyways, I got really scareddddd! I want to forget it, but I can't!!1

Eventually I went back home and I ate doritos!!!1, SOTHE SCARYYYY!!!END. Michael Rodent now has free roam across the entire world and can kill whoever he wants but hey not my problem lmao.