Mickey Mouse lost episote!!!5: Difference between revisions

I used to love Mickey Mouse, his cartoons brought me so much joy when I was younger... but then something SUSSYSCAAARY happened AND IT COMPLETELY CHANGED MY OPINION OF HIM!!!!11

I was having[MAKING sexOUT] with some hot[ bitchesATTRACTIVE, STRONG, AND INDEPENDENT WOMEN] but then for a split second while I looked away I noticed something very scary... Mickey Mouse was on TV and he had HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD IN HIS EYES!

ShitCrap, I was just thinking "man I'm so glad it's not raining!" and then IT BEGINS RAINING! IT'S LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE! ShitThis crap was so SCARY! I'M SCARED.

As if things couldn't get any worse, when I looked behind me I saw an explosion of bloodBLOOD coming from the hot[ATTRACTIVE woman'sWOMAN]’s house!!! She died in the explosion!!!! The next day I went to her funeral... MICKEY MOUSE WAS THERE! HE WAS EATING HER GRAVESTONE SO I GOT A GUN AND SHOT HIM BUT IT DIDN'T KILL HIM, IT TURNED HIM INTO MICHAEL THE RODENT!!!!

Welp that's that I guess. Someone oughta keep an eye out for Michael the Rodent, his cartoons are very sussyscary and he gives me pedo[BAD MAN] vibes! Anyways, I got really scareddddd!!!1

There, I wrote a scary story. Now back to reading Jeff the Killer fanfics made by cringy white 14 year old girls. And if you hate this then why don’t you make like an onion and cut yourself and cry.