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I am a average 37-year old Scottish-German-American man who is living in Middletown, New Jersey in a mobile house. I was bored as a bull's crap, I have nothing to do in my house and barely own anything, well that's because I sold mostly everything I had at a yard sale because I make terrible grades of my college, And I always wanted to go to a good job so I promised myself I need more then 100 dollars for another 3 weeks. So I drived and look for some cheap crap, most of the yard sales had some pretty good DVD'S like The Simpsons, South Park, Bob's Burgers and Rick and Morty, but they were WAY too expensive from what I had in stock. One day at college, my friend told me that there was an unreleased episode for the show "Inanimate Insanity". When I got home from college, I went on my computer. I got into an online interview with Adam. I asked him questions like, "What are some of your favorite parts you worked on?" and "What do you think of the final results?" But when I asked him about the episode, he suddenly froze in silence. He suddenly went offline. I put my head down on my desk and I went to bed afterwards.
The next day, I decided to find some more info about the show. 40 minutes later, I got a response. So I asked Adam for a copy of it, he said, "Just don't see it. Those images you'll see will stay in your mind forever, along with everything else." As he hung up, I felt a little nervous. But, I didn't do what he said. I was about 4 miles from home and I saw a man and a girl standing up at a table and I parked my car and saw what they had. The house they was selling at looked like a large wood cabin, Then I noticed he actually were selling a disc for only a penny! I was stunned when I saw that! "Who would sell a disc for a penny!" I thought, And then I took a closer image of the disc and it was a regular disc that your supposed to make something with. I was curious and I bought it. Then the girl that looked like she was 10, said the oddest thing I had ever herd, "You know the show Inanimate Insanity, well I don't want to stay around for the next episode cause I found this. Please, just take it, it's for free." and the tall man that looked like he was in his 50's gave me a smile, not a thankful smile, A smiled that said "I´m glad he bought it." I gave them the money, teleported to my house, turned on the TV, and the disc I did not recognize, I turned it over and it said "Inanimate Insanity S1 Microphone's Origin" I thought this might be an banned lost unaired episode.
== The DVD ==
The DVD started, at first there was the MGM DVD logo. The difference was, it had that 1995 fanfare instead of being the 2003 fanfare. I liked to hum the 1995 fanfare, so I did. But it seemed to get off key at the end. "Uh, that was odd," I thought. But then it suddenly turned into pure static for a while, then it changed to a test card pattern while a sine wave was the only thing that could be heard. Suddenly it all cut to black and showed a card reading
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DO NOT AIR!
PROPERTY OF YOUTUBE AND WINGLY TOONS.
A weird Wingly Toons logo came on right after the card. Nimbus "CloudKookooster" Wingly the Ninth was running around, behaving like an idiot, with a derpy expression on his face. While an annoyed Zappie "Boltster" Wingly was following along. This was silent, and it went on for 10 seconds. Anyway, it had a YouTube logo which made me jump. Guess what it was, the red square was instead a butcher's knife, and the words are blood. Who in their dirty minds would do this? Did they think this, was a joke? The logo lasted for about 30 seconds, then it cut to black. Then, it showed a message saying in Japanese:
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Micro talk to his friends, a eagle, a mountain goat with a top hat, a fox with a bowtie, a big crab with a bandana and a plant like monster with glasses. He understand what the animal said. because in his mind, he think that the animals are talking, but other people think they're just making noise.
"You wanna live better?" The eagle said, and his voice
"So follow us to the cave where we live, the eagle, me, the crab and the plant actually live in different places, but by some reason, the monkeys took their homes. so we decide to live on the cave with the goat instead." The fox said with a broken accent. So Micro is following his friends to the cave where he live, the goat said, "If you wanna live better, you better see this orange puddle."
I distinctly could tell it was Mark Katz, the actor who portrayed MePhone4, doing the voice of the goat. However, his voice sounded a lot raspier. He sounded like he was playing an old man with cancer.
"The legend said that orange puddle is the most rarest puddle in the world, and he said that when you making a wish and seeing the front of the puddle, your wish will come true. the reason why it's rare, because they're never knew that puddle, but i know. so i get some orange liquid to the cave and it never disappears."
"That's pretty cool!" Micro said. So he decide to see on the orange puddle and he said "I wish i can.. uh.." But he forgot what he gonna said next. I smiled, because despite my confusion in the beginning, I always enjoyed watching it. However, my smile turned upside down when Micro heard a snake who is holding a cage with a songbird as black as a crow. The snake sounded
"Oh hi there, snake! I wish I got that songbird!" And then the snake said, "Take it for free!!" The crab was shocked so she screams, the goat started to confused. "Wait Mic, we thought you wanted mon-" the eagle was interrupted when the snake give Mic the cage. "OMG THE BIRD!! YAY!!!" Micro is very happy and went outside. his friends started to worried, the goat asked. "Why did Mic only need a songbird?" The eagle answered "I don't know, I don't." The crab asked frantically "Why would you do this??" The Hitler-sounding snake laughed, then the plant told him to shut up, but was no use, his laughing continued, when the camera zoomed in on the plant, A voice said to the snake. "Go and burn in hell you stupid bastard." It was the plant, but she had a man voice. While some ladies had a man voice in the object shows, this
There is a 20-second black out and part 1 ended. Then, the Pea, Emo, and Avo Sneak-Peek started by surprise and it was very... odd. The Sneak-Peek was Pea, Emo, and Avo acting silly in a park, which was very odd for Emo, as I remember. But something was a bit creepy about that Sneak-Peek. Where the trio's eyes should have been, there were only 'X's, but not cartoon 'X's. They looked like... stitches.
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"I guess you just open that bottle and you turned into.. A MICROPHONE?!" The fox said. Micro realize that he's a microphone, he was crying. "WHY I'M A GIRL?!" The Odd1'sOut-sounding plant started to laugh, "OMG YOU'RE TURNED INTO A GIRL?! HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL!" but Micro think it's not funny. He, uh I mean, she started to cry and run away from her friends, but the plant meant to joke on her. "Wait! I was joking you!"
Micro is sitting on the cliff and hates herself. Her friends nears her and wanna apologize, but Micro doesn't want to apologize, instead she said "Goodbye, YOU UGLY SCUMS WHO ARE POINTLESS AS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM MEXICO!" I thought that was highly offensive for Mexicans. Micro ran away, when she hit a tree branch, she went flying into a crate that went into the ocean. The Odd1'sOut-sounding plant said, "Micro...No, no, NO! THAT LADDIE WAS JUST OURSELVES!!!" the goat rolled a tear, saying,
After this, the episode ends, not with the credits rolling, but with a scary message. Crying sounds could be heard while it played distorted piano music in reverse, probably JS Bach Badinerie, and the text said: "The End. Forever." It then faded out.
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I pressed the Power button but it wouldn't work. I unplugged EVERYTHING, but it wouldn't work. I tried to turn off the DVD player, but it STILL wouldn't work.
The screen turned black once more.... Then a picture of Microphone was shown, she lied there on the grass motionless and knocked-out, and a tear rolled down her face. The part that bothered me the most was that the tear
The words echoed in my mind, then it shown the Disney XD thing by surprise and it was very... odd, then i said "That was strange. This show was never been on Disney XD." It's the oddest editing mistakes ever, alot more odder then the Klasky Csupo Splaat logo appearing on early airings of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Krab Training Video", instead of the normal United Plankton Pictures logo.
Fire engulfed the screen and it changed to a scene that will haunt me for the rest of my life. It was a video of a puppy, standing in complete darkness, with a lamp being the only source of light. However, it
Then, the TV turned itself off. Then, an unsuspecting ear busting scream made me deaf and the TV cracked to pieces. That costed me 10,000 dollars plus tax.
== After Watching The DVD ==
I was scarred and doomed, I burnt the video onto my computer and emailed my parents about
They were in a corner decapitated and there hearts were ripped out, throats slits, eyes pulled out, limbs were broken and twisted at unnatural angles, and six bullet holes where on them from head to toe, an upside down pentagram with two words "Goodbye son" written in blood under them I began to cry. I was really scared ever since, I knew for a fact that I could never watch object shows nor any other cartoons again. I threw out my dolls, DVD's and VHS's and sold them to The Salvation Army. I now have a phobia of cartoons. I feared that the characters in other cartoons may have had the same fate, and I can't bear to think of that.
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Rick was found dead at the charred ruins of his home. His charred corpse was found next to a box of matches which was partially open, and there was an empty box of lighter fluid next to the box of matches. I, Erica retrieved the note and took it back to the station as evidence. Apparently, I send Adam Katz an email about the episode. 2 weeks later, I got a response and it said:
Thanks for telling me! One thing, how the hell did you find Microphone's Origin? I never ever ever ever ever thought I would think about that old shame again! Please don't tell anyone about this Erica, but this episode was created by a murderer named Daniel Petrik and he had a history of poor mental health and was responsible for
Sincerely,
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