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DEMON!!!! This demon was different from the last boss though. This |
DEMON!!!! This demon was different from the last boss though. This |
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demon had a massive penis! He tried to hit Mike with it, but I was |
demon had a massive penis! He tried to hit Mike with it, but I was |
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too quick for that mother fucker! I charged up my |
too quick for that mother fucker! I charged up my ray, |
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and blew |
and blew him to bits! “There's....no....” the demon said |
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similarily to the last demon boss. “There's no what?” I thought |
similarily to the last demon boss. “There's no what?” I thought |
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to myself. I knew now that there was gonna be a message. I had to |
to myself. I knew now that there was gonna be a message. I had to |
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know this message now that I'd gotten this far. Then it went to a |
know this message now that I'd gotten this far. Then it went to a |
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cutscene of Mike going up to another demon, and was charging his |
cutscene of Mike going up to another demon, and was charging his |
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<nowiki> </nowiki>ray up. Suddenly, the demon shot Mike as he jumped away from |
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the clouds! Mike had died. I thought it was the ending of the game. |
the clouds! Mike had died. I thought it was the ending of the game. |
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The screen went black for a second, showing Mike Falling down. Mike |
The screen went black for a second, showing Mike Falling down. Mike |
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not right here, I was positive because something was odd in here. |
not right here, I was positive because something was odd in here. |
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Then skeletons started to chase me down the maze! I tried to launch |
Then skeletons started to chase me down the maze! I tried to launch |
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my |
my attacks at them, but they would only go right through them! I was |
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sweating heavily as I used my adrenaline rush to get out of the |
sweating heavily as I used my adrenaline rush to get out of the |
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hallways of the labrynth. I finally made it out with barely enough |
hallways of the labrynth. I finally made it out with barely enough |
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MOTHERFUCKER!” It shouted at me.I was able to re gain control of my |
MOTHERFUCKER!” It shouted at me.I was able to re gain control of my |
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hand, and started to kick its ass now! It sure was hard, since he was |
hand, and started to kick its ass now! It sure was hard, since he was |
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immune to my |
immune to my attacks. He made one swing, and my armor had |
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been penetrated! I found that the secret was to jump on his tounge |
been penetrated! I found that the secret was to jump on his tounge |
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when he lunged out to french me and James, and I |
when he lunged out to french me and James, and I aimed |
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into its mouth. “THAT'S IT! LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE DICKS IN YOUR |
into its mouth. “THAT'S IT! LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE DICKS IN YOUR |
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MOUTH!” It spoke to me! |
MOUTH!” It spoke to me! |
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Suddenly, my hand started |
Suddenly, my hand started |
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moving on its own! It went straight for my genetelia! |
moving on its own! It went straight for my genetelia! |
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“AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!” I yelped as my hand |
“AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!” I yelped as my hand proceeded to squeeze on |
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my balls! “TRY AND BEAT ME NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” The demon |
my balls! “TRY AND BEAT ME NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” The demon |
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boss mocked me. I felt my head swing down unnaturally to my crotch |
boss mocked me. I felt my head swing down unnaturally to my crotch |
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area now! I had to beat him before he made me |
area now! I had to beat him before he made me his slave! |
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felatio! |
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“C'MON MIKE! SHOVE IT DOWN |
“C'MON MIKE! SHOVE IT DOWN |
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screen showed up before returning to the title screen. Luckily, I was |
screen showed up before returning to the title screen. Luckily, I was |
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able to break free right after my underpants were ripped off, before |
able to break free right after my underpants were ripped off, before |
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I met an unspeakable fate. |
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I swallowed my own genetelia. |
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