Minecraft Alpha 1.6.9

(This "creepypasta" is just a joke and is not to be taken seriously. It hasn't been finished yet, so it's better to read it when it's done)

Introduction

Minecraft is a game that holds a special place in my heart, a game that I have enjoyed for many years. Of course, because of this I play the game a lot.

One day, laying on my chair like a slug, I was scrolling through Minecraft forums and chatted with many people about them.

I found a post talking about some "secret Minecraft version" called "Minecraft Alpha 1.6.9". I thought that the person who posted it (MisterMisterF) was trolling because the version was 1.6.9 (69 haha funny).

The Post

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The Post

Hey guys! I found a secret version of Minecraft on one of the Mojang Forums! A fired employee

posted it as a .jar file for everyone to download! I scanned it on an anti-virus site for malware and

it was safe. Download it if you want to! (I was lazy to check it out and because I had to do my homework..)

Here's the jar file:

(A download link to a file called "mcalpha169.jar")

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Because the download link was safe (I scanned the file like the poster did), I downloaded the .jar file, put it in my Minecraft versions folder and downloaded it in the Minecraft Launcher.

The download was pretty quick, only 34.6 MB.

One thing that made me confused was the alpha version. I've never seen alpha 1.3, 4, 5 or 6. The final alpha version was 1.2.6, was this a troll version like I thought it was? Also there were many features from the latest Minecraft versions (at the time of the 1.6.9 post) like 1.4 and 5, there were anvils and ender chests, there was redstone as well. Was this version an alpha of 1.5? I had no idea.

Alpha 1.6.9

When I booted the game up, everything was normal. Same old alpha title screen, same map generation process, nothing was different from the other Minecraft alphas.

So, I got wood, made tools and then mined for some iron. While mining, I found about 42 pieces of Iron Ore. I smelted them and made myself a pickaxe, sword and an axe alongside a full set of iron armor.

After all of that, I made a simple house with wooden walls and a floor made of cobblestone. I placed a couple of chests in the corners of my house's rooms and I put paintings on the walls.

But one painting looked strange, I thought it was a painting of a creeper in a cave, but it was actually my skin (my skin was similar to a creeper). To confirm this, I changed my skin and booted up the alpha again. The painting changed. When I tried to remove the painting from my wall, it turned into a mirror, a mirror that showed me standing in a black room. This black room looked like the void, and because of that I Iooked up to see if The End was there, it was. I wanted to see if I could actually go to The End through the painting/End mirror and I could. Then I tried teleporting to a platform with an Ender Pearl I got from an enderman.

My pearl hit a side of the platform and I had to use a water bucket to climb up, which was hard to time. After that I climbed up to see that there wasn't a single enderman and the Ender Dragon had been already defeated somehow (I saw XP on the ground alongside an activated end portal.), the Dragon Egg wasn't on top of the portal, but on one of the obsidian pillars. I climbed up to get it, but when I tried to hit it so it can get off the pillar, for a single frame I saw it open, and then the game crashed with an error message saying:

"Too much RAM usage (98304/4906 GB) Exited to avoid memory damage."

When the egg opened, the frame that I saw of it was purple goo coming out of it.

After the error, I was scared to turn the game on again because I thought that it could seriously damage my RAM. So I downloaded a mod for the game that applies to every version, a RAM usage limiter.

After turning the game on again, my world got deleted? I didn't want to make a new world again, so I wanted to see if I could go to some of my friend's old servers for the alpha versions of Minecraft. It somehow still worked.

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Written by TheDurka
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