Mistakes
It was when I bought that Ellie Goulding album...That I put it back because I could buy it on Itunes.
I am now dieing in a well because of that decision......
A man was in my house, searching for me..... He most likely was an Ellie Goulding Satanic Follower.....
He then threw me in this well....No food....Water..... Only this Gross Pinneaple pizza (EW) and There was also water (Yuck I wanted Gatorrape) And there was Mario NES down here to (I ONLY PLAY COD LEL)
The man came back...Looking down at the well...Some kind of magic was happening... Green lights came from his hands as he pointed at me. He was telepathically trying to make me explode... I felt a rumbling in my body.....
It hurt really bad...
Making me go insane....
Than it happened..
I sharted.