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Nonetheless, the park has always held a special place in my hear. See, something people unfamiliar with the park might not know is that it’s actually built very literally INTO Universal Studios. Like, there is a functioning film-lot not just adjacent to the park, but entangled with it. Executives in meetings will occasionally boast they can go down and ride a ride during lunch, though I can’t imagine why they’d want to; most of the rides aren’t very good. |
Nonetheless, the park has always held a special place in my hear. See, something people unfamiliar with the park might not know is that it’s actually built very literally INTO Universal Studios. Like, there is a functioning film-lot not just adjacent to the park, but entangled with it. Executives in meetings will occasionally boast they can go down and ride a ride during lunch, though I can’t imagine why they’d want to; most of the rides aren’t very good. |
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But for me, it’s a little different; my father had his office on the Universal Lot in the early nineties, in a bungalow decked out to look like the refuge of some jungle explorer; I relished my visits to the backlot, where I’d get brief glimpses into how movies were actually made, and in some ways, these visits were a deciding factor in my career and greatest passion. So the place is steeped in nostalgia for me. |
But for me, it’s a little different; my father had his office on the Universal Lot in the early nineties, in a bungalow decked out to look like the refuge of some jungle explorer; I relished my visits to the backlot, where I’d get brief glimpses into how movies were actually made, and in some ways, these visits were a deciding factor in my career and greatest passion. So the place is steeped in nostalgia for me. |
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But it’s not very exciting. |
But it’s not very exciting. |
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“Oh no. It’s me.” I said out loud. Something was off, though. I couldn’t put my finger on it. |
“Oh no. It’s me.” I said out loud. Something was off, though. I couldn’t put my finger on it. |
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Confused, knowing something was wrong with the image, I focused in and realized that, in fact, the camera, whatever was filming me to put me on the screen, had some sort of filter where it made you look like a minion. I looked just like a minion on the screen. |
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But then I focused harder: No, this was not a feed from inside the store. It wasn’t turning me into a minion. This was just a screen showing an actual Despicable Me movie. |
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And then, moments later, I realized: It wasn’t a screen. There was no TV. |
And then, moments later, I realized: It wasn’t a screen. There was no TV. |
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What I was looking at, that I had initially identified as an image of my human self on a television screen, was a motionless cardboard cut out of a minion, sitting on a shelf. |
What I was looking at, that I had initially identified as an image of my human self on a television screen, was a motionless cardboard cut out of a minion, sitting on a shelf. |
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My hand was clenched over my mouth as tears streamed down my face, and I let out a small scream into my palm. |
My hand was clenched over my mouth as tears streamed down my face, and I let out a small scream into my palm. |
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EDIT: MY OTHER SELF: http://imgur.com/a/KBvrh |
EDIT: MY OTHER SELF: http://imgur.com/a/KBvrh |
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<i><span class="plainlinks">From [https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/3o6gso/ r/drugs]</span></i> |
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