More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen: Difference between revisions

 

 

Jeff Squirts Lemon Juice Into His Eye

 

Jeff Sings Wesley Willis' Greatest Hits

 

Jeff Becomes A Male Model

 

Jeff Eats Crow (literally)

 

Jeff Becomes A Burger-Flipper

 

Jeff Vs. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSpoukLDkyo The Chicken Cow]

 

Jeff Stars In A Crappy Chinese Bootleg NES Game

 

Jeff Does Nothing Of Interest

 

Jeff Gets Kicked In The Balls. Hard.

 

Jeff Accidentally Erases Himself From Existence

 

Jeff Goes Planking

 

Jeff Takes Up Stamp-Collecting

 

Jeff Fries Evil Kermixxx's Legs In Butter

 

Jeff Wears A Festive Christmas Sweater

 

Jeff's Hoodie Gets Eaten By Moth Larvae

 

Jeff Switches Heads With A Fly In A Teleporter Accident

 

GO. TO. BZZZZZ.

 

Jeff Saves Christmas (by burning Santa's workshop to the ground. DO NOT QUESTION HIS LOGIC.)

 

Jeff's Ingrown Toenail

 

Jeff Joins The Borg

 

Jeff Gets Enlisted In Military School

 

Jeff's Butt Approaches Critical Mass

 

Jeff Is Sued For Copyright Infringement By The Joker

 

Jeff The Nun

 

Jeff Fails To Conceal His Boner

 

Jeff Uses The Power Glove

 

Jeff The Killer Impregnates Himself

 

Jeff Gets All His YouTube Videos DMCA'd

 

Jeff Gets Locked In The Closet

 

Jeff Punches Himself In The Face

 

Jeff's Zany Cravings

 

Jeff Gets Trapped In The 1950's

 

Jeff The Potato Gets Deep-Fried

 

Jeff The Killer Screams Racial Epithets For An Hour

 

Jeff's Banana Madness!!!

 

Jeff Converts To Buddhism

 

Jeff Gets Braces

 

Jeff Lays An Egg

 

Jeff Vs. Karnov

 

Jeff Sucks At Castlevania

 

Jeff Isn't Real, You Idiots

 

Jeff Smokes Cigars and Stunts His Growth

 

Attack Of The Mini-Jeffs

 

Jeff Explodes

 

Jeff Writes Romantic Novels Under A Pseudonym

 

Jeff The Wino

 

Jeff Takes Anger Management Classes

 

Jeff Prank Calls Zalgo

 

Jeff Becomes An Angry Game Reviewer

 

Jeff Starts A Pyramid Scam

 

Jeff Forgets To Wear Underpants

 

Jeff Is Sacrificed To Pele (the volcano goddess, not the soccer player)

 

Jeff Carves A Third Eye Into His Forehead

 

Jeff Projectile Vomits

 

Jeff meets Johnson (There, happy now?!)

 

Jeff Meets Bizarro-Jeff

 

Jeff Hurls Smiledog Into The Sun

 

Jeff The Killer On Ice!

 

Jeff Smokes Snivy's Tail

 

Jeff Gets His Kidneys Stolen

 

Jeff Drag Races The Rake

 

Jeff's Sneakers Wear Out

But seriously, it's going to happen sooner or later.

 

 

Jeff Voluntarily Jumps Off A Cliff

 

Jeff Goes To Antarctica And Freezes His Ass Off Beacuse Let's Face It, That Skimpy Hoodie Wouldn't Do Shit To Protect Him

 

Jeff Goes Shoggoth-Tipping

 

Jeff The Killer IN SPACE!!!

 

Jeff The Killer Goes Back To Space, With A Spacesuit This Time

 

Jeff Goes Skinny-Dipping

 

Jeff's Wart Woes

 

Jeff Gets Sunburn

 

Jeff Keep Re-Uploading His Deleted Story To Creepypasta Wiki

 

Jeff Gets Zits

 

Jeff The Killer discovers the hard way that he's not ''completely'' immune to pain

 

Jeff Gets Trapped In A Gold Mine

 

Jeff Can't Breathe Underwater

 

...OR CAN HE?!

 

Jeff Really, Really Hates Robots

 

Jeff Falls Into Molten Lead

 

Jeff Takes Smiledog To The Vet

 

Jeff Gets His Ears Pierced

 

Jeff Gets A Tattoo That He Thinks Means "Ultimate Badass" In Chinese But Really Means "Comes With Free Eggroll"

 

Jeff Cries A Literal River

 

Jeff's Offensive T-Shirt

 

Jeff's Massive, Throbbing...Headache

 

Jeff Wears A Man-Bra

 

Jeff's Hair Catches Fire

 

Jeff Bleeds Copiously From His Anus

 

Jeff's Eyes Finally Dry Up Like Raisins

 

Jeff Takes Piano Lessons

 

Jeff Sticks Tails Doll Up His Ass

 

Jeff The Killer in: The Big Prison Nun Caper

 

Jeff the Killer in: The Cliche Hell

 

Jeff The Killer in: Panties

 

Jeff The Killer Goes On A Panty Raid

 

Jeff The Killer Becomes a Jehovah Witness

 

Jeff The Killer Becomes A Door-To-Door Vaccuum Cleaner Salesman

 

Honey, I Shrunk Jeff The Killer

 

Jeff The Killer in: An Adult Contemporary Store

 

Jeff Pees His Pants

 

Jeff The Killer in: The Hobo Life

 

Jeff The Killer, Attack Of The Clon-er VERY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

 

Jeff the Killer Discovers The Meaning Of Life and Forgets It Five Seconds Later

Jeff thought to himself: "42"