More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen
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The much-anticipated sequel to the first. As before, some of the entries were added by folks in Creepypasta Wiki Chat. Part three. Part four. Part five. Part six. Part seven.
Jeff Squirts Lemon Juice Into His Eye
Jeff Sings Wesley Willis' Greatest Hits
Jeff Becomes A Male Model
Jeff Eats Crow (literally)
Jeff Becomes A Burger-Flipper
Jeff Vs. The Chicken Cow
Jeff Stars In A Crappy Chinese Bootleg NES Game
Jeff Does Nothing Of Interest
Jeff Gets Kicked In The Balls. Hard.
Jeff Accidentally Erases Himself From Existence
Jeff Goes Planking
Jeff Takes Up Stamp-Collecting
Jeff Fries Evil Kermixxx's Legs In Butter
Jeff Wears A Festive Christmas Sweater
Jeff's Hoodie Gets Eaten By Moth Larvae
Jeff Switches Heads With A Fly In A Teleporter Accident
GO. TO. BZZZZZ.
Jeff Saves Christmas (by burning Santa's workshop to the ground. DO NOT QUESTION HIS LOGIC.)
Jeff's Ingrown Toenail
Jeff Joins The Borg
Jeff Gets Enlisted In Military School
Jeff's Butt Approaches Critical Mass
Jeff Is Sued For Copyright Infringement By The Joker
Jeff The Nun
Jeff Fails To Conceal His Boner
Jeff Uses The Power Glove
Jeff The Killer Impregnates Himself
Jeff Gets All His YouTube Videos DMCA'd
Jeff Gets Locked In The Closet
Jeff Punches Himself In The Face
Jeff's Zany Cravings
Jeff Gets Trapped In The 1950's
Jeff The Potato Gets Deep-Fried
Jeff The Killer Screams Racial Epithets For An Hour
Jeff's Banana Madness!!!
Jeff Converts To Buddhism
Jeff Gets Braces
Jeff Lays An Egg
Jeff Vs. Karnov
Jeff Sucks At Castlevania
Jeff Isn't Real, You Idiots
Jeff Smokes Cigars and Stunts His Growth
Attack Of The Mini-Jeffs
Jeff Explodes
Jeff Writes Romantic Novels Under A Pseudonym
Jeff The Wino
Jeff Takes Anger Management Classes
Jeff Prank Calls Zalgo
Jeff Becomes An Angry Game Reviewer
Jeff Starts A Pyramid Scam
Jeff Forgets To Wear Underpants
Jeff Is Sacrificed To Pele (the volcano goddess, not the soccer player)
Jeff Carves A Third Eye Into His Forehead
Jeff Projectile Vomits
Jeff meets Johnson (There, happy now?!)
Jeff Meets Bizarro-Jeff
Jeff Hurls Smiledog Into The Sun
Jeff The Killer On Ice!
Jeff Smokes Snivy's Tail
Jeff Gets His Kidneys Stolen
Jeff Drag Races The Rake
Jeff's Sneakers Wear Out
But seriously, it's going to happen sooner or later.
"After Jeff Sneakers Wear Out, He Wears Jane's High Heels".
Jeff Voluntarily Jumps Off A Cliff
Jeff Goes To Antarctica And Freezes His Ass Off Beacuse Let's Face It, That Skimpy Hoodie Wouldn't Do Shit To Protect Him
Jeff Goes Shoggoth-Tipping
Jeff The Killer IN SPACE!!!
Jeff The Killer Aspyxiates In Space
Jeff The Killer Goes Back To Space, With A Spacesuit This Time
Jeff Goes Skinny-Dipping
Jeff's Wart Woes
Jeff Gets Sunburn
Jeff Keep Re-Uploading His Deleted Story To Creepypasta Wiki
Jeff Gets Zits
Jeff The Killer discovers the hard way that he's not completely immune to pain
Jeff Gets Trapped In A Gold Mine
Jeff Can't Breathe Underwater
...OR CAN HE?!
Jeff Really, Really Hates Robots
Jeff Falls Into Molten Lead
Jeff Takes Smiledog To The Vet
Jeff Gets His Ears Pierced
Jeff Gets A Tattoo That He Thinks Means "Ultimate Badass" In Chinese But Really Means "Comes With Free Eggroll"
Jeff Cries A Literal River
Jeff's Offensive T-Shirt
Jeff's Massive, Throbbing...Headache
Jeff Wears A Man-Bra
Jeff's Hair Catches Fire
Jeff Bleeds Copiously From His Anus
Jeff's Eyes Finally Dry Up Like Raisins
Jeff Takes Piano Lessons
Jeff Sticks Tails Doll Up His Ass
Jeff The Killer in: The Big Prison Nun Caper
Jeff the Killer in: The Cliche Hell
Jeff The Killer in: Panties
Jeff The Killer Goes On A Panty Raid
Jeff The Killer Becomes a Jehovah Witness
Jeff The Killer Becomes A Door-To-Door Vaccuum Cleaner Salesman
Honey, I Shrunk Jeff The Killer
Jeff The Killer in: An Adult Contemporary Store
Jeff Pees His Pants
Jeff The Killer in: The Hobo Life
Jeff The Killer, Attack Of The Clon-er VERY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS
Jeff the Killer Discovers The Meaning Of Life and Forgets It Five Seconds Later
Jeff thought to himself: "42"
Jeff The Killer in: A Very Buttbuddy Experience
3 Jeffs At Sea
Jeff Mows His Lawn
Jeff's Big Camp Counselor Experience
jeff and 7 midgets
Jeff The Killer Finds His Mother Attractive (keep in mind that his mother is dead.)
Jeff Gets Posessed By The Ghost Of JFK
Jeff The Killer Retakes Third Grade
Jeff's Shopping Spree
Jeff Finds Jebus & Gets Stabbed
Jeff meets Darth Jeff and fall in l- OFF A CLIFF
Jeff "Discovers" Himself
Part 2: Jeff Gets Caught In A Public Bathroom
Jeff gets banished by KIKKO-BEAM!!!
Jeff Forgets He Has A Bowel Movement
Jeff Finds A Pink Buzzing Thing Rod In His Father's Closet
Jeff Is Frowning On The Inside
Jeff's Nose Grows Back
Jeff Hair-Squeezin's (Low Fat!)
Jeff Vs. Ultraman
Jeff Dyes His Hair Pink
Jeff's Overactive Thyroid Gland
Jeff Gets Elephantisis Of The Balls
Jeff Spams in Chat & Gets Kickbanned
Jeff BBQ's Children
Jeff Gets Ass Rabies
Jeff Walks Like An Egyptian
Jeff Gets Hit In The Head With A Coconut!
Jeff Gets Hit In The Head With TWO Coconuts!!
Jeff Wears Lederhosen
Jeff Is Convinced He Can Fly
Jeff Sweats Profusely
Jeff Gets Scurvy (well he ought to, all he seems to eat is meat)
Jeff Goes Ice Fishing
Slenderman cuts off Jeff's hair and uses it as a toupee
Jeff reads this page and has to take an asprin. THEND!
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