Mortal Kombat: Soul Sucker: Difference between revisions

As the funeral wrapped up, I skipped the dinner and rushed to Jeff's trailer park home before Jeff's family got there to do who knows what with it. The scent of stale swamp-ass, rotten pizza and energy drinks lingered in the air as I entered the dark trailer. I flipped a light switch on, praying to the Elder Gods for the electricity to work still. "And let there be light..." I said soon as the lights came on. I hurried over to the TV and saw the PlayStation still plugged in, untouched since Jeff's untimely death. I picked up the controller and it felt oddly warm still. It was like Jeff was still here with me. "Don't worry buddy, I'll get to the bottom of why the game killed you. The reason better be good!" I took my phone out and set it against the coffee table facing the TV, live streaming to Twitch. I hope my 2 followers tune in.

 

 

My fingers danced across the DualShock pad as I laid the smack down on Sub Zero. "Take this, take that! Hiya!" I blurted, having the time of my life beating the ice ninja into a bloody pulp. "SUB ZERO WINS!" My face turned red. I looked over to the Twitch chat, and thankfully I had no viewers yet. For round 2 I mixed up my strategy, throwing out shadow kicks more often. I clinched my asshole as Sub Zero whipped up a chilling ice ball and hurled it straight for Johnny Cage. "JOHNNY NO!" I shouted, but it was too late. Sub Zero inched toward Johnny's frozen body and performed a gruesome fatality. Before ripping his spine out, Sub Zero turned his head toward the screen with glowing white eyes, followed by a black screen.

I later awoke in confusion. The air felt unnaturally dry, devoid of discernible temperature, and the ground I lay on seemed suspiciously fake despite its realistic appearance. I stumbled as I got up, not used to my new body weight. Looking down, my shirtless body revealed a 6-pack. I tried rubbing my eyes, but something plastic blocked them. I dawned a pair of sunglasses only a man with the ultimate rizz would wear. I was Johnny Cage!

 

 

 

I raised my sunglasses up and went to approach him as he stood there like a statue. "Jeff?" Jeff grabbed a hold of my arm tightly, twisting it in a crushing grip. I stared deep into his eyes... realizing those weren't his eyes. Jeff flung me into the corner on his side of the screen, draining a lot of my HP. "This is for taking my last Oreo!" I said before shadow-kicking fake-Jeff in the jaw, causing a shower of fake teeth to fly out. I retaliated with a barrage of energy balls, bombarding the imposter Jeff with relentless force, determined to protect my dignity and, more importantly, the memory of my last Oreo.

 

 

Then, everything appeared white, as if the universe had reset and God had not created anything yet. "L-let there be light..." I choked out, followed by my vision coming back. I laid in the ruins of Jeff's trailer park. I raised up and saw the CRT in a ditch with a gaping, smoking hole in it. Did I win? Did I avenge my friend's death? I hoped so. Feeling my abs, I learned my rizz stayed intact. I still had Johnny Cage's body! But my smile wiped away as I felt a huge dong slap me across the face. I groaned and rubbed my cheek. Towering over me stood a massive, hulking beast with no clothes on. Naked Goro.

 

 

 

"Hey, I'm fine," I said to the EMS workers, but they ignored me and went straight for the rubble. Underneath the debris laid my old body, which like Jeff's, looked like someone sucked it too hard. "Hey wait a minute, that's my body!" I said as they strapped my corpse to the gurney. "This young man is dead. His family will be devastated."

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