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The old, rotten flea market in my city was shutting down, and was having a clearance sale. Don't ask me where they got any of their products from, because it had things that I've never seen anywhere else before. The place was kind of creepy, actually. It always smelled like mold and the lights buzzed and flickered constantly. The bathroom was always out of order, too, meaning the employees simply pissed their pants on the floor, or held it in all day. The smell was terrible. Maybe it was for the best that they were removing it (they were putting in another McDonald's in its place soon; the 6th one in town) and getting rid of all that weird junk.

Just for kicks, I went in there one last time to browse. Immediately, I saw a table with strange items on it near the entrance, such as a padlock with a rusty chain attached to it, and a Garfield plush that was stained and had his tail ripped off.

 

 

Another strange addition to the cover was the title of the product. "Mr. Dirty" is what it said. What on earth were they thinking with that name? Of course, I always thought the product was called "Mr. Clean"... but the fact that they called it Mr. Dirty is just gross. What idiot would buy this bottle of crap?

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