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==8 Years Later...==
▲<p sab="517">It has been 8 years since I started having a nightmare every night where a murder sheep rips my head open and pees in my brain. At this point it looks SO EXTREMELY LIFELIKE HYPER-REALISTIC x857936563967366474!!! Every morning when I wake up, I can feel the pee circulating my brain. My head feels damp.</p>
==Almost The End==
▲<p sab="519">I thought I was going to snap, and then I thought I saw a murder sheep staring at me, just as they were staring at Isaac in the VenturianTale video. I ran into my closet to weep, but there was a murder sheep in there too! OMG THEY'RE HAUNTING ME!!! I then decided it was in my best interest that I move to Ecuador under the name Senor Fartzenegger IV. But then I realized that I dropped my passport in the toilet when I took my last diarrhea dump for... whatever reason... Why did I have my passport with me when I took that diarrhea dump?</p>
==The End==
==Just Kidding, That Wasn't The End==
==Okay, THIS Is The End==
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