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TheDudeWhoLicksMustard, who was now their Yandere-Sim OC, looked on in horror as her internet postie said the following:
 
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Since Mustard is a cook that ups herself and doesn't have any idea why quality control exists, Mustard skol a Red Bull and used her new ripper hyper-realistic anime angel wings to fly out of the window, seeking revenge in the dark night before instantly flying into a eucalyptus.
 
Meanwhile, SOMEGUY123, LOLSKELETONS, FurBearingBrick, Mai Sentry, SARDONYXXX, SkelepoloSkepolo, GodzillaFan1, and TotemUxie were raging on in a boozer for no reason.
 
"Man, 'member how crook it was when Mustard kept making those second banana joshes?" Brick asks.
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"I'm here to kil..." Mustard was saying and then passed out due to blood loss.
 
"Hah! Ripper, you little, Mustard!" SkelepoloSkepolo commented.
 
1:66 AM rolled by and Mustard was now concious again, and healed fully because Deus Ex Machina. All the TPW admins were stuffed off their faces at this point.
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Then, to make things interesting, Carl Sagan deleted Banium from the Bush.
 
"Well, I guess we have one option left." SkelepoloSkepolo said.
 
They all took out CS:GO weapons and grousely flew off into the air, leaving the War Rig to crash. They all returned to Trollpasta Wiki HQ which was in Melbourne for some reason.
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"Heh, remember how Mustard rocked up and started shooting at the fly wire of the hotel last night?" SG said, starting to giggle.
 
"And how she tried to wake us up?" SkelepoloSkepolo laughed.
 
"Man, that was apples." SARDONYXXX added.
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"Ugh, now I can't think a catchphrase." Mustard said.
 
"Don't you have somewhere to make a quid?" SkelepoloSkepolo asked.
 
"Yeah but I'm currently--STOP DISTRACTING ME!" Mustard yelled and pulled out her M4A1-S and aimed it at SG.
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"If any of you keep shooting, these tells'll be cactus!" Mustard yelled.
 
The admins looked at eachother, then shrugged. Then SkelepoloSkepolo pulled out a Galil AR | Cerberus (Factory New), SARDON pulled out an AK-47 | Vulcan (Factory New), Sentry pulled out a Nova | Koi (Factory New), and Uxie took out a USP-S | Road Rash (Factory New). They all began shooting and the server containing the shitty Jeff rip-off tells carked it. After the dust cleared, Mustard was now holding A Wikia Contributor as a human shield. Again, the admins looked at eachother and shrugged. They opened fire again before Mustard could say anything, making A Wikia Contributor cactus.
 
"We needed to get rid of those hoons anyway." Uxie said.
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And then, a skeleton popped out.
 
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