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My brother has gone missing, in fact I am certain he is dead. That's the part were you think, I've heard this all before what boogie man took your brother. No boogie man took him. See I really don't know how to tell you; what happened is more strange than a monster just randomly taking him. What happened might make you sick, if your rich that is. Sorry I am getting ahead of myself. What I have to show you are his journal entries, leading up to them taking him. What you are about to read might seem—normal. It all turns quickly strange after that.
 
8/12 The guys wont stop bugging me about this my little pony shit. They keep trying to tell me its for boys, or rather should I put it in Ralph’sRalph's words “manly"manly men”men". They all call it bronies or something like that. I just can't stand it, I mean I am twenty-six years old and even my little bro doesn’tdoesn't like that stuff. I guess what I am getting at is maybe Alice is right, maybe I am out growing my friends. I mean I barely even watch Family Guy anymore.
 
Speaking of Alice, she wants to go out of town this weekend. I don't know how to tell her I'm just not up to going. I know what “out"out of town”town" means. Another sexless weekend on the road, where I am wasting all my hard earned money are stupid shit to decorate her house. It wouldn't be so bad if she would just agree that we should live together. It just seems like she might be cheating on me and using me for money.
 
8/14 I knew it that fucking bitch was cheating on me. Get this, she said its because the guys. Said that had I given them up years ago we could have been happy together. When I asked her how long she had been cheating on me, she made a point to dance around it. I asked one of her friends who told me it started a week after we had started dating. So three years, she didn't want to tell me about it. Fuck her. I'm going to go hang with Ralph and the guys, right now I just want to get drunk and bitch.
 
8/15 Holy hell, maybe it was the beers but I love that damn pony show. I wouldn't say it's for “manly"manly men”men" but I get it. It's a cute show. So we are getting together next weekend to watch the first season so I can get caught up on it. I really can't wait, a few cartoons after a week of work—maybe I was wrong to stop watching kids stuff.
 
8/18 That fucking bitch Alice called me last night, her man found out and left her. She wanted to know if she could come over and talk things out. I just hung up on here and started looking up MLP stuff on youtube. I was wrong this isn't a kids show, they did this Big Lebowski joke and that movie is sure not a kids movie. Anyways, got to get back to the computer watching more stuff.
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Seems that Joe was still around, despite what the journal had, just he to quit his job and was already at a con. If only I had known what I know now, I would have be able to tell Gordon that Joe wasn't coming back. Hell if I knew, Gordon would be alive. Then again, maybe he was already lost. Maybe when the hair starts growing it's to late. Fur what ever the fuck you want to call it.
 
So our day together was boring and he was always off some place in his mind. Dark circles under his eyes, he was looking like a frightened animal. It was the last time I saw “him”"him". He vanished once again. I only heard from him one last time and luckily due to my massive debt, and harassing collectors I have a call recorder on my cell. So here is the transcript of the call.
 
Me: Hello? I don't know this--
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It wasn't signed, but the care package had just one thing in it. Season one of MLP. I just tossed it in the trash and started searching for what happened to my brother. The stuff I found out.
 
Fact 1: There was this new extra lean “beef”"beef" on the market. So lean it cost almost five hundred dollars a pound. It was only being eaten by the rich of the rich. It used to coast more when it was imported from China but some how the meat stayed on the market with a price drop even after China stopped shipments.
 
Fact 2: China quit sending the product after how it was obtained was reviled to their government. Not wanting the UN to bring a hammer down on them, they silently took the meat off their markets and burned the rest of the supply. One man came out stating that the meat was a cross genetic experiment. He was silenced and it his statement was very hard to find.
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If your smart, you should be connecting the dots now. As I looked further into the information I found out a lot of bronies have gone missing at these cons. Some statements say they are led off by woman who show interest in them and their love for the ponies and they disappear.
 
What you need to do is understand the show is made to get you to by their products. The products have this agent on them that preps you from the “process”"process", which not only makes you drawn to others showing interest in the ponies, but get's your body ready by breaking down you immune system. With your immune system down they pick you up at a convention and do what ever it is they do to turn you into a fucking horse monster things.
 
Then they kill you, they kill you and turn around and sell you as rich people beef. The rich are eating people. I don't know if they know, but some of them have to. Someone has to be backing this. Some see fuck is paying to have people turned into the food and using a cartoon to pull them in. So please hear me out, get the word going around. It's hard to tell if they will just leave it with one show. I know they are on to me, I've seen this car for the last few weeks following me.