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Back to the story, as I don't wish to bore ye. This tale, it's magic, although it started out tragic. On Christmas Eve I was wanking so hard I nearly passed out, and my hopes of ejaculating I hate huge doubt. Then suddenly, I heard a small jingle, and it was so shocking I made a mess with the tinkle. Crashing through my window, in came Shrek, although this time my anus was not going to be wrecked. |
Back to the story, as I don't wish to bore ye. This tale, it's magic, although it started out tragic. On Christmas Eve I was wanking so hard I nearly passed out, and my hopes of ejaculating I hate huge doubt. Then suddenly, I heard a small jingle, and it was so shocking I made a mess with the tinkle. Crashing through my window, in came Shrek, although this time my anus was not going to be wrecked. |
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He said, "hey laddie, you're doing it wrong. You must go up and down whislt sniffing your grandma's thong." Before I could say that his plan was fucking dumb, he had already held out his hand and said to touch his thumb. As soon as I did I was transported to her house, and on display was her summer blouse. Turning to him was no help, as he said I knew what to do and he couldn't help me by himself. Sighing, I obeyed, not wanting to be humped, but I was also depressed because I had been dumped. |
He said, "hey laddie, you're doing it wrong. You must go up and down whislt sniffing your grandma's thong." Before I could say that his plan was fucking dumb, he had already held out his hand and said to touch his thumb. As soon as I did I was transported to her house, and on display was her summer blouse. Turning to him was no help, as he said I knew what to do and he couldn't help me by himself. Sighing, I obeyed, not wanting to be humped, but I was also depressed because I had been dumped. |
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Sneaking in her room, I threw open the door. I wrapped them round my nose and wanked until the feeling in my penis was no more. Out came the white stuff, but it was a disgrace; I hadn't learned how to aim yet, so it went all over her face. Making a mad dash, I bounded out the door. Looking back, she wouldn't of minded, she was a well-known whore. |
Sneaking in her room, I threw open the door. I wrapped them round my nose and wanked until the feeling in my penis was no more. Out came the white stuff, but it was a disgrace; I hadn't learned how to aim yet, so it went all over her face. Making a mad dash, I bounded out the door. Looking back, she wouldn't of minded, she was a well-known whore. |
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After reaching home, I felt successful. All those none-jizzy years had been quite distressful. Thanking Shrek, he then went away. He told me that I was also gay. This didn't help the fact that I was still a loner, but I was happy, as I had experienced my first boner. |
After reaching home, I felt successful. All those none-jizzy years had been quite distressful. Thanking Shrek, he then went away. He told me that I was also gay. This didn't help the fact that I was still a loner, but I was happy, as I had experienced my first boner. |
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''Written by [[User:Jerrika12]]'' |
''Written by [[User:Jerrika12]]'' |
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