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When I went back to Spook, I saw that a new game installed. On its own! It was Spookrim. I never heard of it. But I was too braindead to think about it. Being the retard I was, I launched the game and it immediately started at the beginning, without even going to the main menu. I was on a wagon, and there were other people on it with me, but they were all depressed. I also noticed that we were in hell. After going through a boring intro where I was almost executed for my crimes, a spooky skeleton dragon tried to kill me, and I escaped with some guy who ended up jumping off a cliff, I went to a nearby village filled with retards who didn't see a fucking dragon destroy a town five feet away from them. Also the villagers were all depressed cows. I was creeped out, but I decided to steal some supplies from a shop, but the shop keeper saw me and turned into a dragon and ate me. The game then crashed. I wasn't really spooked, but more annoyed. I didn't save my fucking game.
 
I decided that I wanted to play Team Fortress 2. I went to my games menu on Spook, but then found out that TF2 was renamed to Team Spook 666. I decided to launch the game, and the valve logo came up, but it was red, and a pentagram. I decided to join a game of Capture the Spook. What is with all this Spook?! I then chose to play as the Hellvy, and I spawned and chose to run outside towards the Blu base…base..... until I was killed by a fucking Spy.
 
"FUCK!" I screamed