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My wife is acting like a 90s side-scroll videogame boss and
She then flipped over the table and started strifing erratically around the dining room.
I quickly threw a potted plant at her face to which she responded
Her strife quickened and then she got stuck between the couch and the wall. I continued blasting her with flower pots until she vanished into thin air. Then a bunch of coins fell out of the ceiling.
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