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He did 4 more lines. "Pack your shit and lea-" suddenly he stopped, grabbing his chest. "Ugrggggg," a pained moan came out of his mouth and he fell to the floor.
 
I ran over kneeling at his side. He pulls me in close. "Bury…me…with…my…co…Bury...me...with...my...co..." He was too weak to finish the sentence.
 
"Coconut? Cock? Coprophagia? Cool math games? Comcast's unfair business practices? What, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT ME TO BURY YOU WITH THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTERS CO???????" I shook him with the last words.