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Latest revision as of 22:20, 19 October 2022

We call the Gorilla exhibit the dark net btw.

My brother broke into the exhibit and lost the fight with a gorilla, who has forced him to be monkey bride

I sleep during the day and surround myself with lights at night, terrified until the sun comes up again.

What am I afraid of? you ask.

A black out. A blown fuse. Banana.

And they happen more and more lately.

Always I see them in the shadows. Waiting. Watching. Patient.

For their chance.

To return me to monke



Credited to magicbluejelly 

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