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{{Note|Joke story, don't take it seriously.}}
Hello.
My name is Tom, and this is the story of how I found out the truth about David Bowie.
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== Chapter 1: The Shit, the Song and the Basin ==
One day I was playing with my cat's poo-poo when I got bored and my hands got dirty.
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The world turned to black once again.
== Chapter 3: Ground Control to Major Protagonist
I woke up yet again. This time I was dressed in a spacesuit, and I felt something large, hard and metallic behind my back. I tried to move my limbs, but they were securely (and somewhat painfully) fixed to the metallic object with cast iron restraints.
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