My five nights at Engravings' House: Difference between revisions

My name is Tena-na and I am a loving and kind twitch streamer and avid video game player/masturbator. One day I was driving through the deepest depths of South Carolina in order to reach a fighting game tournament. I main dee jay by the way who really needs buffs. My mercury tracer broke down somewhere near a deep dark forest that contained a small abandoned looking house. With nowhere else to turn I approached the house and rang the doorbell.

The door bell played the street fighter sound effect for ryuRyu throwing a fireball. I waited for a minute and I could hear footsteps from inside the house. A bald mexicanforeign man wielding a katana opened the door and greeted me with a hearty "Hi there! ITs ya boy ENGRAVINGS". I was startled at his mispronounciationsmispronunciations and stupidity. He invited me into his and slammed the door behind me. He showed me his bizarre knick -knacks and trinkets. One that stood out among the rest was a pizza hut arcade stick which he made. He asked if I wanted anything to drink and I said yes. However, instead of getting the drink for me like a gracious host he pointed me to the kitchen. I made my way to the fridge and saw nothing but various mountain dew cans, most being empty. I opened the freezer for some ice and only found batteries.

"What kind of backwards place is this?", I whispered to myself.

I talked to Engravings and asked when a tow truck can come by. He said that he would fix the car himself and that is when I knew the only way I was getting out of here is by running, but before I could reach the door a throwing star hit the wall next to me and as I stood paralyzed in fear all I heard was....