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Actually, that's an understatement. His favorite character ''in the world'' is Heat Man.
He talks about him all the time. All of his online accounts have something to do with him. Even his Just Dance 2021 'Dancer Card' is named Heat Man. All my other friends assume he's joking, just exaggerating his appreciation for the character, which he could be, but anytime I'm near him there's never a kidding
One day, I went to 15's house to get a CD i left there. I knocked on the door, but no one answered. I walked in to the unlocked house anyway. Im a good friend. I looked for the CD, which by the way was a Blind Guardian album, but couldn't find it. Then i did. It was on a shelf in the hallway, near his room. I grabbed the disk and was about to leave, but noticed the bedroom door was cracked open. Curious, and being a nosey bitch,
Oh boy.
The room was dim, lit only by a small lamp on the nightstand. Through the soft yellow light, i
I was taking a walk to McDonalds to get some chicken nuggies and a mcFlrry with M&Ms when I passed my friend's house. I could hear weird noises coming from his window and, being a nosey bitch as previously mentioned, looked through the window. There was a weird symbol on the ground, i'll liken it to a pentagram, and 15 was standing there with a book, speaking ancient tongue. He had a book in his hand and was moving the other one like if Trump was an exorcist. Oh god 15 was performing a séance. Suddenly his eyes glowed white and the pentagram started to glow. I couldn't quite make it out, due to the lights, but i think 15 started doing the Orange Justice and something came out of the pentagram. I was frozen with fear, before I started running. Not because I was scared, but because i was starving and i wanted my chicken nuggies.
This is the next day. I went to my friends house again, to ask him what the hell happened, but he wasnt home. So i broke in again. Silly me. I broke into his room, and stole a few valuables but im not a home invader i swear. I saw the pentagram on the floor still there, a few posters and knick knacks were out of place, and the window was cracked. I was just about to make my escape with my stolen stuff, when i heard noises coming from the closet.
I screamed like a bitch and ran with the fat fucking robot under my arm. "YOU CAN'T TAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS!" he screamed. "THAT ROBOT'S MINE, ALL MINE! COME BACK HEEERRREEE~!" he said playfully.
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