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I was wearing a very fine suit. It was black, with undershirt sticking out, and very magnificent folds that magnificently flapped out in the majestic breeze.
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So I kept strolling down the streets with people running away from me. I was now confused. Why were people scared of me? I shook my head and kept walking.
When I finally reached my interview place, the interviewer looked horrified. He screamed. He died. His secretary
"What did I do?" I mused to myself.
Suddenly the police barged in. "Hands up sir" they say. "You are arrested for
"For what?" I said loudly.
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Then I looked down.
What the fuck! In my haste, I had forgot to put on my pants. My long penis dangled out of my groin, and I could only just stare at it. I had a beautiful penis.
I just admire my penis.
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You're next.
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