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In all my 15 years of marriage, I never thought I'd be in this situation.
It all started about two weeks ago. Me and my seggsy wife were out on a walk when I noticed something. A flower, growing out of her foot. I told her about it, but she laughed it off and made a meme reference because
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Things only got worse from there. She eventually stopped getting out of bed, and all she did was sing. I had to order takeout all by myself which is such a pain, and her songs sucked major ass. But, she was still my smokine hotte wife, who is not a fantasy I play in my head as I fall asleep, and I put up with it because
One day I woke up, and saw a massive thing of leaves and flowers on my bed. I screamed in a manly way, and pushed it off the bed. Then I realized it was my wife! She started singing a really creepy song. With chills running down my back, I realized my wife
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