NES Godzilla Creepypasta Spinoffs that will never happen

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The List

• Solomon's Sexy Ceiling
• Godzilla and Red vs. Sonic.exe and EVIL PATRIXXX
• Godzilla vs. EVIL ULTRIXXX
• Red doesn't want to set the world on fire
• JAFF TAH KILLA AND GAWDZILLA VERSES LEOPORD AND REEEDDDDDDDDDDD(Oh wait, that one happened.)
• Red visits Black Mesa and starts the resonance cascade.
• Red and Solomon try mutual masturbation.
• Solomon is cr1tikal
• Red fucks Melissa: the movie: the game: the fanfic: the porno: the movie game
• Not-Baragon shoots white "bullets"
• Godzilla vs The Rat King 2: Electric Keyboard CONTEST
• Cooking with RED
• Melissa contracts Terminal 7
• [Achievement Unlocked: Red got a stiffy! (1000G)]
• Red, Zach, Melissa, and Solomon have a foursome.
• Solomon gets AIDS.
• Solomon and Red make a porno.
• Godzilla: Replay Chapter 6
• Godzilla: Obama vs Red To determine THE NEW Presidential Bitch
• Godzilla gropes some Zenithian titties.